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Is Kanye West Onto Something?

Rap's favorite college drop-out notices everything. Read the rest...

Posted Sep 12th 2007, 11:50 in Music

Singing the National Anthem

Choir, fund raising, and how I know I'm better than Sanjaya. Read the rest...

Posted May 18th 2007, 18:28 in Music

The five musical instruments that just plain suck the most

Sure, it's a matter of taste. But there are some instruments that just plain suck, period. Here are the worse of the worst... Read the rest...

Posted May 10th 2007, 20:07 in Music

T.V.2.0

I have changed my mind. A vote for Sanjaya is a vote for freedom. Read the rest...

Posted Apr 4th 2007, 16:34 in Music

What Can Brown's Death Do For You?

I sat at James Brown's deathbed...I heard his dying words...it was fucking hilarious.... Read the rest...

Posted Mar 30th 2007, 11:54 in Music

DJ Unk Changed My Life

or... "Why I'm Going To Write Rap Songs... Right Now" Read the rest...

Posted Mar 25th 2007, 23:13 in Music

Timbaland, Don't You Dare!

You BETTER not help Britney Spears get her career back on track. I'm warning you... Read the rest...

Posted Mar 19th 2007, 11:55 in Music

How to Be PUNK ROCK

Suggestions for the aspiring misanthropic, overdosing, "eat trans fats and die" personality in us all who is body slamming to get out. Read the rest...

Posted Mar 13th 2007, 08:05 in Music

You can't always get what you want...

If I wanted it to sound like "Douchebag and the Douchetones", then I would let my sister-in-law do it. Read the rest...

Posted Feb 16th 2007, 16:54 in Music

Dear Dance Music...

"I think we need to start seeing other genres." Read the rest...

Posted Jan 27th 2007, 21:55 in Music

Did I EVER Say I Hated It?!

Oh, you "hate" them? Really? They're the "absolute worst"? Read the rest...

Posted Jan 25th 2007, 18:13 in Music

Guess What Kind of Music I Like!

Stop, collaborate and read this clanger. Read the rest...

Posted Jan 18th 2007, 09:32 in Music