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1 The Case Of The Ugly Naked Sorority Girls

It is beyond me why the case of DePauw University's ugly naked sorority girls comes as a surprise to anyone... Read the rest...

Posted Apr 3rd 2007, 18:11 in Sex

2 Oh Penis, I remember you...

Missing: My Manhood - last seen sometime in early 2007. Read the rest...

Posted Apr 24th 2007, 05:21 in Sex

3 Children of the Porn

There`s only one kind of Planned Parenthood anymore. Read the rest...

Posted Jan 23rd 2007, 02:55 in Sex

4 I Dare You to Eat That

So, today, the organization that employs me put on a fundraiser at an Italian restaurant. Everything was delicious. The crowd was emotionally moved and financially generous. The service was spectacular. After the guests had left and the other staff and I were boxing up our banners and signs and whatnots, we were all chit chatting with the waiters as they cleared tables. Because we were picking desserts and fruits off of the leftover serving trays, we started talking about germs. Read the rest...

Posted Aug 24th 2006, 08:11 in Sex

5 Orgasm Causes Headache!

Now women have the built-in excuse they've been pining for... Read the rest...

Posted May 31st 2006, 03:22 in Sex

6 Making Love to Woodland Creatures

A simple, straightforward guide on how to sex up an otter. Read the rest...

Posted May 8th 2006, 19:11 in Sex

7 Do You Know Where Your Teen Is?

Or what/who they're doing for drugs or money, for that matter... Read the rest...

Posted Aug 11th 2006, 10:22 in Sex

8 You're Into What?!

Different strokes for different folks...or, in this case, different fetishes for different freaks. Read the rest...

Posted May 2nd 2006, 12:30 in Sex

9 Anyone have a life I can borrow?

Dirty laundry and cigarette butts scattered around the room like an explosion. An every-ready crucial bottle of generic labeled aspirin. Slips of papers, napkins, coasters with scribbles, thoughts, names and numbers. Empty Coke cans and a few not-so-empty ones that teeter precariously in high-risk places, waiting for me to create the inevitable mess. Beer bottles, cans, and the cardboard carcasses of 12 packs long since consumed. Read the rest...

Posted Jun 24th 2006, 18:37 in Sex

10 An Open Letter to the Restaruants I Have Visited

Sometimes when you have a craving, it becomes a recurring craving, you know? For the past couple of weeks, I’ve had an unexplained need for vegetables, sauce, and rice in a Styrofoam box. Sometimes with Tofu, sometimes without, sometimes with an eggroll. So I have visited several fine establishments that serve this exact combination, including your restaurant, in the last couple of weeks, and I have a sugggestion. Read the rest...

Posted Aug 14th 2006, 08:06 in Sex