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Who is the one true Wiizard?

Published on 15/2/07 in Movies
The surprise alternate ending of the Wizard sequel.

At the end of the sequel to Wizard, Wiizard,  Lucas is humiliated by Jimmy's superior Mii and Jimmy points out that the Power Glove is outdated. This devastates the morale and concentration of Lucas. In fact, the Wiimote effectively replaces the "bad ass" power glove in utility and works better. Lucas no longer has an advantage of being a privileged youth whose parents bought him the Mattel Power Glove and must now compete using the Wiimote like everybody else. Actually, the Power Glove sucked and Lucas really just liked the novelty. But now everybody has the magic, and Lucas has lost what made himself unique and a Videogame star. Lucas quits playing video games, finally listening to his mother.

Jimmy meets Shigeru Miyamoto and contributes tips and tricks to the Mario creator, tricks that even the master doesn't know. Everybody realizes that Jimmy is psychic and that's the only way he could know how to warp in Super Mario 3 the first time playing the game. Jimmy takes Lucas' worn out Power Glove as a battle trophy and gives it to Michael Jackson, who encrusts it with rupees and realizes fame again and gets more plastic surgery, this time to be black again and enlarge his nose. All the new rappers want to work with Michael except for Nelly, who is jealous that Mike put band aids on his jewel encrusted Power Glove.

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I'm trying to cope with the image of Michael Jackson wearing a glove covered in rupees.

Those little Indian beggar kids would stick to Michael like.....okay, lets not go there.

[think happy thoughts, happy thoughts] Written on 26/2/07
Not only was the lil autistic brat psychic, but so was Fred Savage's character -- he somehow knew what the function of the Warp Whistle was when the tyke found it, even though the game was s'posed to be debuted in the movie. Written on 29/6/07

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