Hey, Bartender...
Here's a buck. Now you and your three roommates can get an extra topping on your frozen pizza. Read the rest...
Posted Aug 28th 2007, 17:24 in People
Fairytale Football
No, I don't want to join your fake football club. Stop emailing me. Read the rest...
Posted Aug 16th 2007, 16:40 in Sports
What the Fuck!? Jesus Just Cut Me Off!
Thou shalt not use thy blinker Read the rest...
Posted Jul 19th 2007, 14:20 in People
I Think I Killed a Bee with My iPod Yesterday
And I don't feel bad about it. Read the rest...
Posted Jul 13th 2007, 12:11 in Animals
Your Wheels Suck
Please stop living your life a quarter mile at a time. Read the rest...
Posted Mar 16th 2007, 12:04 in People
To Catch a Predator
Gone are the days of dangling candy out the window of a van. Read the rest...
Posted Mar 8th 2007, 12:49 in Television
What's That Clicking Sound?
Another message from the good people at FLOWRRS (Finger Launching Out the Window Road Rage Society) Read the rest...
Posted Feb 28th 2007, 19:38 in People
Sarah Silverman
Her innocent outward appearance and sing-song delivery is in direct contrast to much of her comic material, in which she deals with topical humor/satire, mild or serious societal taboos, and controversial topics such as racism, sexism, antisemitism, abortion, religion, marriage, divorce, rape, death, AIDS, disease, jokes on disability, scatology, child abuse, female reproduction (birth control, pregnancy and menopause), on politics, socioeconomic class, and morality. Read the rest...
Posted Feb 15th 2007, 17:23 in People
"I Park My Car Here!"
Customer parking, shmustomer parking. Let them eat cake. Read the rest...
Posted Feb 8th 2007, 20:36 in People
Let's All Go to the Med Center!
My foot hurts, can I go to the nurse? Read the rest...
Posted Jan 31st 2007, 12:25 in People
Douchetooth
Look at me! I'm just like Lieutenant Uhura! Read the rest...
Posted Jan 25th 2007, 09:14 in Culture
An Open Letter to the Car in Front of Me...
I have an enormous headache in my eye. Read the rest...
Posted Jan 18th 2007, 11:21 in People

















